0-6 Fun

[FundamentalPrecepts]

idk, i think all good closers should say willy nilly. "bobbi campbell was stabbing people willy nilly until the officer stopped her"

When I was in moot court in law school, my co-counsel used "willy nilly" in every argument. Specifically, the line was, "Courts don't just go around injuring people willy nilly." That argument actually makes sense if you know how the Rooker-Feldman doctrine works. It is for the best that most people do not.

[mockolbert]

0-6 Defense Theme... "You Can Live With the HIV"

[final verdict]

0-6 Prosecution theme -- Stick it to Bobby, Like he stuck it to Francis

[The Gelf]

When I was in moot court in law school, my co-counsel used "willy nilly" in every argument. Specifically, the line was, "Courts don't just go around injuring people willy nilly." That argument actually makes sense if you know how the Rooker-Feldman doctrine works. It is for the best that most people do not.

I know how the Rooker-Feldman works ( one of my biggest cases involved unsuccessfully trying to carve us into one of its exceptions), but that sentence still makes no sense.   

[BCmayIproceed?]

0-6 Defense Theme: "She had it coming."

[Nonsensical]

0-6 Defense Theme: "She had it coming."

At which point you would break into song:  She had it coming.  She only had herself to blame.  If you had been there, if  you had seen it, I bet you you would have done the same...

Cross of Dawn:

Dawn, I don't have any further questions at this time.  You have HIV, stay positive, Dawn.

[mtaddict]

0-6 Defense Theme... "You Can Live With the HIV"

I'm assuming this would be actually said 'hiv' and not 'aych-eye-vee'?

[Haskins]

At which point you would break into song:  She had it coming.  She only had herself to blame.  If you had been there, if  you had seen it, I bet you you would have done the same...

Cross of Dawn:

Dawn, I don't have any further questions at this time.  You have HIV, stay positive, Dawn.

Lol...that's hilarious. What a perfect musical for this case too.

[GuyNoir]

Dx: Dawn, do you know who gave you HIV?
Dawn: Yes, it was Bobbi!
Dx: Are you sure?
Dawn: I'm not just sure...I'm HIV positive
Dx: Nothing further.

I think AMTA should sue South Park for copyright violation.

[BenTucker]

0-6 Defense Theme... "You Can Live With the HIV"

We went up against a team...I think they were trying to stress that during their close:


"You heard from HIV specialist Dr. Franklynne Montana today. He voiced his professional, expert opinion that he feels there will be a cure for HIV virus in the future. Remember, ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Dawn Francis has HIV. While it is true that HIV will turn into AIDS, and the AIDS is a deadly, fatal disease, Dawn Francis will get better!

[mockolbert]

I'm assuming this would be actually said 'hiv' and not 'aych-eye-vee'?

That would be a correct assumption.

[mocknerd1008]

0-6 Prosecution theme -- Stick it to Bobby, Like he stuck it to Francis

that's priceless. 

[final verdict]

Brown ( who was not 0-6 ) had some of the funniest one-liners come out in the 4th round against CMC (b) team --- we are still laughing

( if you want to know what they did -- shoot a message to the Brown team )

[BCmayIproceed?]

I heard a McDonald was asked what he was wearing at the time of the incident and responded, "I had on apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur."

[MChong37]

Yeah, I befriended some of the members of the Brown team that was mentioned.  I heard it was hilarious; I wish I could have seen it.  They did some role-switching, having a witness who had never been an attorney before be the closing attorney.  Sounded like it would have been awesome to watch.