Musical Mock Trial

[Tapioca]

So, in an attempt to keep things from getting too monotonous as we prepare for ORCS, a fellow teammate and myself put together a soundtrack for the case.  We thought it would be nice to share our creation with the rest of the mocking world.Yes, it's nerdy. Yes, we're obsessed.  But, we're alright with that....


SO, here it is....enjoy.




Mock                                                                                    SongTitle                                                Artist

 To     Jacob, From Casey                                                “Gives     You Hell”                                    All-American     Rejects

• The     Hepburn                                                                        “I’m on a Boat”                                    The     Lonely Island
• “My     Name is Jackie Owens and…”:                         “Life’s     Been Good”                                    The     Eagles
• Jackie’s     Motto:                                                             “Go Down Gambling”                        Blood,     Sweat & Tears
• Casey’s     Theme:                                                             “Cleanin     Out My Closet”                        Eminem
• Jacob     on the boat:                                                            “Hit     Me with Your Best Shot”            Pat     Benatar
• “Hey,     Hunter, what did you hear?”:                         “Shots”                                                LMFAO
• Casey     lamenting after the movies:                                     “Mister     Cellophane”                                    Chicago
• My     name is Alex Grace and…                                    “Imma Star”                                                Jeremih
• “On     Monday nights, Jackie and I get some…”:                 “Mud     on the tires”                                    Brad     Paisley
• Jordan     Lee:                                                                         “Detective”                                                No     Doubt
• “Ari     Finch always gets his man…”:                         “One     Way or Another”                        Blondie
• Shannon’s     Theme:                                                            “Poker     Face”                                                Lady     Gaga
• Sydney     to Jacob:                                                             “Just     Call My Name”                                    James     Taylor
• “My     name is Adrian Malone and I am a…”            “Smooth Criminal”                                    Michael     Jackson
• “Jacob     always had Casey…”                                    “Crying     Like a Bitch”                                    Godsmack
• “Dr.     Charney, why are you here today?”:                         “I     Like Dirt!”                                                The     Thunderlords
• Casey     and Jackie                                                            “Ain’t No Rest for The Wicked”            Cage     the Elephant
• “Mr.     Owens, did you kill Jacob Bennett?”                        “Wasn’t Me”                                                Shaggy
• The     Deposition of Dr. Prescott Ooms:                         “Live     Like You Were Dying”                        Tim     McGraw

[blackstilettos]

Ha ha.  I love it!

[Spitfire]

From Casey about Jacob:   "He Had it Comin'" by Queen Latifah

[L Dubb]

haha this is awesome, what a mock badass

[TheTriangle]

Haha well good work.  Props.

[mocknerd1008]

love it!

[Amicus Curiae]

On Grace not being able to remember anything: "Blame It"

[Mocker2009]

Awesome!

[ihatemyusername]

haha our team tried to incorporate song lyrics themselves into our witness testimonies... we were heavily focused on GaGa. Our Michaels said that Bennett and Maxwell were in a "Bad Romance" while our Grace, while lamenting that the paparazzi were following her and Owens to restaurants, said "I know they're my biggest fans, but it's like they follow me around until i love them, those papa-paparazzi!"


In an earlier round, I played Maxwell, and said "According to Mr. Bennett, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right..."


And this wasn't our 0-6 plan, either. This was just us witnesses being bored!

[legalbeagle]

haha this is awesome...im going to miss this case

[mockcest]

oh tapioca... you keep our lives interesting


did anyone hear the eminem opening theme?


"if you had one shot, one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted... would you take it? Jackie Owens did. and it only took one shot to kill Jacob Bennett"
from Lose Yourself


our witness got on the stand and quoted Mariah Carey as Adrian Malone


"I used to be a Mom & Pop, now I'm a corporation"


Musical Mock

[ClayCo]

Casey's Confession: "When the roof caved in and the truth came out, I just didn't know what to do"