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Justin Pues

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practices
« on: March 12, 2010, 01:15:10 am »
how long and often do your team practices?  we only do twice a week but we go til like well past midnight every time

NoFoundationNecessary

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Re: practices
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 02:05:26 am »
When do you start practice? 6?
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Re: practices
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 03:44:04 am »
We're talking about practice?

MiaWUCU

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Re: practices
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 08:24:40 am »
We're talking about practice?

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Re: practices
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 10:04:48 pm »
I don't understand.  Are there others thing to do when you're not sleeping?

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Re: practices
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2010, 11:13:56 pm »
When you're a mocker married to another mocker, practice never ends.  Hell, you can practice during sex.  Cross examinations are best done in bed, in point of fact, and my husband and I have the awards to prove it.
 
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Justin Pues

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Re: practices
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2010, 11:37:01 pm »
When you're a mocker married to another mocker, practice never ends.  Hell, you can practice during sex.  Cross examinations are best done in bed, in point of fact, and my husband and I have the awards to prove it.
 
All relationship arguments can also be solved with a firm cross.
 
"You are aware that you were supposed to take out the trash."
"Yes, but I got busy and forgot..."
"Directing you back to my question, you were supposed to take out the trash."
"Yes."
"The trash is not empty."
"No."
"In fact, it appears to be overfilled with deritrus and flies are buzzing around it."
"I would dispute the characterization of the flies, but..."
"But you would agree that it IS, in fact, overfilled?"
"Yes, I would say that's an accurate assessment."
"Even though you were supposed to take it out."
"Yes."
"You DIDN'T take out the trash, did you?"
(sad look)  "No."
"No further questions."


LMAO

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Re: practices
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 07:15:30 am »
When you're a mocker married to another mocker, practice never ends.  Hell, you can practice during sex.  Cross examinations are best done in bed, in point of fact, and my husband and I have the awards to prove it.
 
All relationship arguments can also be solved with a firm cross.
 
"You are aware that you were supposed to take out the trash."
"Yes, but I got busy and forgot..."
"Directing you back to my question, you were supposed to take out the trash."
"Yes."
"The trash is not empty."
"No."
"In fact, it appears to be overfilled with deritrus and flies are buzzing around it."
"I would dispute the characterization of the flies, but..."
"But you would agree that it IS, in fact, overfilled?"
"Yes, I would say that's an accurate assessment."
"Even though you were supposed to take it out."
"Yes."
"You DIDN'T take out the trash, did you?"
(sad look)  "No."
"No further questions."


My boyfriend and I met in mock trial...all of our arguments are cross-examinations...

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Re: practices
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 05:58:31 pm »
Even worse. My gf isn't a mocker, but has been around MT for long enough (we just hit 7 years last week... yes a ring is in the foreseeable future, I'm not one of those guys) that she has begun to CX me when we argue. It was especially bad after she watched two rounds at ORCs this weekend. I feel sorry for her when she does that to me, because I'm sure I do it all the time. Ooops.  :D


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