I'll start it off:
"We would not be here today if there had been a long, hard, thick....... guardrail." -Our defense closer during practice
"Humans are infallible, but machines are science." -Smith
I'll start it off:
"We would not be here today if there had been a long, hard, thick....... guardrail." -Our defense closer during practice
"Humans are infallible, but machines are science." -Smith
Last edited by Jhoff; 10-24-2011 at 12:04 AM.
During comments:
Judge: You really have to be more careful with your language. You referred to the victim as "that dead girl" a few times.
Bennett: "I thought the car was afraid of peaches!"
Counsel during objection: "It is improper opinion for her to give numerical numbers"
Sustained. Lets keep those numbers imaginary counselor.Originally Posted by JohnnieC
Lyons Directing Attorney during a scrimmage: "Mr. Lyons where were you on your midyard gravenight shift?"
MLIMT
Judge during comments at Coast Guard Invitational: "well I think I already blew my load"
Co-Counsel and I nearly lost our minds...
MLIMT
Lyons Direct: "In Soviet Russia I astrophysicist. In Midlands I drive cab."
Attorney giving pretrial matters: "Um, your honor, the defense has some, um, pre mock trial arrangements to attend to"
She got a 2 on her opening
Ah, come on, no need to put down newbies. At least don't disclose scores.
Unless they're not a newbie...then scores are fair game.
"I knew Danny Dawson wanted my services so I..."-Lyons
"Danny was looking a lot better he was with two fine looking ladies so I assumed he no longer needed my services"-Lyons
-Attorneys build cases they do not find them
Lyons: "I tried to get Danny in the back of my cab..."
One of our new members asked what would happen if we don't win the championship this year. Most ridiculous thing I've heard in a while.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. -Oscar Wilde
Ceremonial Freshman sacrifice to the Mock Trial Gods
"I wait for people to get a little drunk, and then I take them home." -Lyons
Scott J.
Hamline University Mock Trial
Hahaha. I can totally see that being said with a straight face and only after realizing how horrifying it sounds.
Was going to respond with a post about how that was ridiculous because obviously Rhodes was going to win. Then I realized that this was a post by one of the Rhodes bots. Sigh. Why don't we just start giving Rhodes the trophy at the beginning of the year and let it be a fight for second place?
On cross examination of Dr. Smith:
Attorney: You never corroborated the BAC test did you?
Smith: Yes I did.
Attorney: Is it your testimony here today that you corroborated these tests?
Smith: Yes.
...after this the attorney obviously didn't feel like impeaching on such a minor issue and responded with:
Attorney: I'm sorry, Dr. Smith, but do you know what the word corroborate means?
Smith: Yes
Attorney: So you never corroborated the results?
Smith: No
haha...
Lol no matter how rude this troll gets, I always have to admit that his/her undying tenacity makes me laugh so hard.
Objection ... he's making my witness look like a fool.
Closing attorney on defense: "They are charging him with murder. That means when he walked into the bar that night he had to say 'SOMEBODY'S GONNA DIE TONIGHT!' Naa man, that aint what happened."
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