Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

[masteroftheveiledthreat]

I once saw a mock trial on TV where Hamlet was tried for the murder of Polonius. It involved real US Supreme Court justices.
I have an idea for a mock trial:
The trial of Elmer Fudd for the attempted murder of Bugs Bunny.
Evidence for the prosecution:
All those Warner Bros. cartoons.
Evidence for defense:
Is BB entitled to human rights?
Possible practical real life applications or whatever:
Intellegent life may exist on other planets quite able to communicate with humans.
They may even be friendly.
Such life may look like, say, big spiders.
What if some day while visiting here one is apparently killed with pre-meditation for no legal reason by a Terran whose identity is known? Should the Terran be tried for murder?
I think Hamlet was aquitted for murdering Polonius but convicted for mistreating Ophelia

[Nur Rauch]

Dude, it's finals time. Now is not the time to be experimenting with drugs that are more illegal than un-prescribed Adderall.

[JayZ]

Dude, it's finals time. Now is not the time to be experimenting with drugs that are more illegal than un-prescribed Adderall.

Vehemently disagree. Now is the perfect time for that.

[Ram_Vanned]

Which witnesses would be called? Any side restrictions?

[masteroftheveiledthreat]

Any witnesses either side wants. Not many eye witnesses, but voluminous relevant filming of many events available to all. Maybe witnesses to whether Bugs should have human rights. No restrictions except, perhaps, time.

[masteroftheveiledthreat]

Take ten pounds of un-prescribed Adderall in ten minutes and tell us how it turned out. You may be the pioneer of how we can all ace our finals. No time like the present to get the glory I wouldn't steal from you.